Raw Card 7/27/09

Match 1:
[Singles Match]
Randy Orton[Christian] vs. Rey Mysterio[Onionsrule]

Match 2:
[Single Match]
Shelton Benjamin[KU3] vs. John Morrison[RyanWolf23]

Match 3:
[Steel Cage match]
Undertaker[xxPulxx] vs. Tommy Dreamer

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Main Event:
[Tag Team Championship match]
[Triple Threat Tag Team Ladder Match]
John Morrison[RyanWolf23] & Rey Mysterio[Onionsrule] vs. Shelton Benjamin[KU3] & Shawn Michaels[HM] vs. Tommy Dreamer

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& John Cena[Chris Moore]

LMAO Partner vs Partner

cr*p I gotta edit that

Randy Orton vs. Rey Mysterio
randy puts rey in a head lock randy put his hands on his stomach because mysterio then gives him a hard high kick rey then tries arm dragging ranndy but randy pushes rey sending him runing and then flying over the top rope out of the ring rey gets up and has a worried look on his face as he stars at the cocky Orton posing and rey flies in giving randy a cross-body and puting his leg up going for the pin
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Orton kicks out then shoves mysterio off of him then randy does that pose when he looks into his downed oppenents eyes stands back looking focused and.OH MY GOD RKO,RKO,RKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! randy then trie to pin
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ur winner Randy Orton!!!!!!!!!!

You sohuld make a new topic for the results

Shelton Benjaman vs. John Morrison
shelton starts up by violently putting morrison in a headlock morrison then gains control as he tosses benjaman off the ropes benjaman comes flying back as morrison swiftly and effectivly performs a double head missle dropkick sending shelton to the floor john goes for the pin
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Shelton kicks out as morrison gets some of the boot from the kick out
then Shelton smiling looks at a nearly kod morrison resting on the turnbuckle as shelton comes flying with a power-packed kick as he then picks john upputs him in t-bone position walks into the midle of the ring and OH NO!! T-Bone SLAM!!!!! shelton goes for the pin on the motionless morrison
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SHELTON DeFEATS MORRISON!!!!

*cough* Amazing Match *cough*

Steel Cage Undertaker vs.Tommy Dreamer
Undertaker starts by putting his fist up in hard head punch position as dreamer does the evansive dodge sending Undertaker runing into the cage dreamer then tries to escape up the cage but about 1/4 of the way through he gets violently slammed by taker to the floor taker gets 3/4 up the cage but NO a risiliant Tommy slams taker down dreamer gets about half way there before getting flipped off ruthlessly by taker he gets alll the way up but OH MY GOD a bloodied and battered Dreamer literlly FLIES up the cage with his grreat speed,OH MY FREAKING GOD DREAMER MAY HAVE GIVEN EVERY BONE IN HIS BODY TO TAKE OUT THE PHEONOM asfor about 5 minutes they both lay there lifelessly and motionsly knocked out before taker crawls to the cage put a hand slowly up on the bottom part of the cage and makes his way up stands up on the cage WHAT THE HELL OH MY GOD!!!!UNDERTAKER HASWON THIS MATCH AS HE ISUP ON THE TOP OF THE CAGE STANDING ALLL HE HASS TOOO DO IS.........................UNDERTAKER FALLING HEAD-FIRST ONTO THE ARENA FLOOR NONE OF THESE MEN IN GOOD POSITION FOR TONIGHTS LADDER MATCH

jesus christ dude hes gotta be knocked the f*ck out

What the f*ck? this thing has censorship? thats fuckin gay

Triple threat ladder match
morrison looks at his partner rey what the hell morrison just slapped his own partner! tommy then gets punched by morrison tommy falls to the ground and then Micheals WITH THE SWEET CHAMP MUSIC sending morrison out of the ring john cena then tries punching HBK from behind off guard but Micheals ducks down gets back up and shelton and shawn give cena a double body slam sending cena out of the ring as they then both high five (micheals and benjaman) tommy dreamer then gets up and double clotheslines both of them from behind sending them both out of the ring he does his pose but before he could react morrison sets up his ladder in underhand position and creates a loud thud as he hits dreamer with a hard shot the spine from behind with the ladder sending dreamer flying out of the ring as out of nowhere cena comes up and punches morrison and throws HIM out of the ring with an FU but then rey slides in and 619s cena and concludes the move by a monkey flip sending cena flying out of the ring as rey sets up the ladder focusingly looking at the breifcase NO mysterio thought he knocked out everyone else out of the match apperantly not as bejaman rushes in and runs quickly towards rey hitting him with cold,skull shattering, blow to the head with a chair morrison then gets up and he falls right back down again as in the zone benjaman violently chucks the chair out of the ring STRAIGHT AT morrisons chest and then shelton fixes up the ladder looks up starts climbing stands on the top of the ladder quickly and, swiftly laying both hand on the 2 tag team championsip belts as YES BENJAMAN GRABS THE TITLES!!! BENJAMAN AND HBK ARE UR NEW TAG TEAM CHAMIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that is fuckin sh*t shit shityou just said that because you would win.

no idident do that so i would win so stop complaining just because u dident win

Decent results. Undertaker falling off the cage onto the concrete probably would have killed him, but otherwise not bad. Thanx for doing this though HM it helped a lot.

ur welcome and honestly sorry for kinda-snapping out at u yesterday so anyway yeah thanx and BTW the falling off the cell gave him a recomended stay at home for 2 weeks (by my results) so he can still go out but his doctor says "that mans injury is really bad but just not enough for a forced hospitalization i personaly rcomend he stays out of UMWF for 2 weeks do to this minor injury as it has alto of potential to turn serious but for now we ARE clearing 'the undertaker' to compete" (forget all that though if i dont have the authority to make injurys or not or make doctors notes tell me if i can or not plz if not dont worry about it im fine)

No it's fine. If Paul doesn't show up for a long time, it gives a good reason to strip him of the world title. So another good thing u did 4 me .

I'll do the raw card later guys

I was busy these past few dayz