UWMF Impact Results for 7.30.09

Anouncer: Its is now time for UWMF Impact! And for our first Match it is Rhyno vs Raven.... first please welcome the Man Beast Rhyno!



Next he is the man they call Raven!



Raven start soff the match by toying with Rhyno as Raven runs by Rhyno and exits the ring and Raven gets back and Rhyno runs at him but Raven dorps out of the rign and Rhyno just bounces off of the ropes and Rhyno gets mad and exits the ring chasing Raven and Raven gets in the ring but slips and Rhyno catches Raven and pulls him back out and throws Raven into the guard railing and then Rhyno jumps up the ring and then jumps at Raven on the guard railing and Raven dodges and Rhyno only hits the guard railing and Raven throws Rhyno back in the ring and Raven gets in the ring and pummels Rhyno and Raven stands up smiling and goes up to the top rope and waits for Rhyno to get up and Rhyno gets up and Raven jumps at him but Rhyno catches him and hits a power slam on Raven and pins him 1..2... kickout and Rhyno stomps on Raven and picks him up and goes for a scoop slam but Raven catches a arm and pulls Rhyno's arm back and Rhyno looks about to tap out but Rhyno pulls his arm forward and Raven is thrown over to the ropes and Raven looks back at Rhyno and runs at him and Rhyno about hits the Gore but Raven dodges and rolls up a unready Rhyno 1...2.......kickout and Raven is shocked and stands Rhyno up and goes behind Rhyno and locks in a Sleeper Hold and Rhyno falls to his knees and the ref checks Rhyno and lifts up his hand and it falls.. 1...... Ref does it again and the hand falls.. 2....... the ref does it again but Rhyno lifts his hand up and lifts up Raven on Rhyno's back and falls back on the mat slamming Raven and Rhyno backs up and waits for Raven to get up and Raven gets up and turns around and runs at Rhyno and Rhyno hits a GORE GORE GORE!!!! but Raven seems to have caught Rhyno's head as well and Raven bounces off of the mat and lands a arm over Rhyno and pins him 1.......2.......3
Anouncer: The Winner... the man they call Raven!!!!

Ok well I will do the rest of this later (today now where I live lol) for now Good Night

ok cool

sweet so far.

Also I wil NEVER do my match so it seems fair so Onions will be doing my matches ALWAYS so we have to wait for him sorry for this guys but I just dont want people saying its not fair

well this might take a while.....

U should just finish it. No onw will think u cheated or anything if u win ur match

Yeah I will

Anouncer: Our next match is the tag team match introducing first the tag team Champions Aj Styles and Booker T!



Next the team of the Legends Champion Samoa Joe and The X Division Champion SUICIDE!



Suicide and Aj start off and trade punches until Suicide ducks one punch from Aj and Suicide starts goin wild with punches and he Irish Whips Aj over to the ropes and Suicide runs at him but Aj ducks and throws Suicide over the top rope but Suicide just lands on his feet and pulls Aj out of the ring and pummels Aj with fists and Suicide gets up on the ring apron and jumps at Aj but Aj dodges and Suicide lands on the ground and holds his ribs and Aj throws Suicide back in the ring and Irish Whips Suicide over to Aj's partner Booker T and Aj tags Booker in and Booker then chops Suicide 3 times in the corner but then Suicide fights back and elbows Booker in his face and punches Aj and knocks him off of the ring apron and Suicide runs at Booker but Booker grabs Suicide right before he hit him (Booker) and hits a Spine Buster on Suicide and goes for the pin 1..2.....kickout by Suicide and Booker lifts up Suicide but Suicide Irish Whips Booker over to Joe and Suicide pummels Booker in the corner and Joe says to tag him in but Suicide doesnt and continues the beating on Booker and Joe gets in the rign and suddenly hits Suicide in the back of his head and then pulls Suicide away from Booker and hits the Muscle Buster on Suicide and Joe just leaves the ring looking pissed and Booker gets up and Suicide slowly gets up and Booker looks at Suicide and runs at him and hits a Scissors Kick to the back of Suicide's head and Booker rolls Suicide's body over and pin Suicide 1.....2.......3

Anouncer: The Winners The UWMF Impact Tag Team Champions Booker T and Aj Styles!!!

Interesting

Anouncer: it is now time for our main event first he is our UWMF Impact World Champion KURT ANGLE!!!!!!



Anouncer: Next he is the Uncharismatic *anouncer is told something* oh I mean the Charismatic Enigma!



Fans start booing the cr*p out of Jeff Hardy and then they Yell f*ck You towards Hardy

Jeff Hardy runs at Kurt but Kurt just clotheslines him and pummels on Hardy and Kurt goes for the ankle lock but Hardy kicks him away and Kurt stomps on Hardy and Hardy gets up and Kurt hits an Olympic Slam on Hardy... and Kurt goes to pin him but Hardy gets a small package 1...2....kickout and Hardy drop kicks Kurt and then Kurt gets up and Hardy hits a poorly executed Twist of Fate then goes up to the top rope and goes for the swanton bomb but Kurt gets up and pulls Hardy down with a belly to belly suplex and pins Hardy 1...2....kickout and Kurt goes up to the top rope and Hardy gets up and runs at him but Kurt jumps from the top rope and hits a clothesline on Hardy and pins him 1...2....kickout and Kurt turns around and Hardy hits anthoer Poorly Executed Twist of Fate and smiles while he goes to the turnbuckle and he gets up to the top rope and he does some stupid a** taunt and stands staright up on the Top Rope and Kurt suddenly gets up and then hits an Olympic Slam on Hardy off of the top rope and then grabs Hardy's Ankle and puts it in an Ankle Lock Hardy holds on for a minute then is able to grab the ropes and Angle is forced to let go then Angle grabs Hardy's ankle again and pulls him back and locks it in an Ankle lock but this time locks Hardy's entire leg by trapping it with both of Ankle's legs so Hardy cant move and Hardy tries to hold on but he cant and then Hardy taps out....

Anouncer: The Winner by Submisson The UWMF Impact World Champion KURT ANGLE!!!!!!!!

Yeah im using Suicide vs Joe for the next Impact lol

sh*t!